Sunday, 26 August 2007

Sevilla to London

Alarm went off at 7am. Walked to Avenida de Carlos V, thought I’d missed the 8.15 airport connection, but found it looking unlike the other Los buses I’d been seeing. Got to the airport at about 8.45, and waited to check in. Bought and ate a croissant, went through security, bought some water and an Iberian meat boccadillo, got sent to gate 1A, then got sent to gate 2A, only to see a Budapest flight board through it.

We finally boarded and took off only 10 minutes late, considering we started boarding about 20 minutes late. Landed at Stansted about 1.40 UK time, and I went through passport control, got my bag and headed to the coach stop. The National Express arrived on time, and apart from going back out onto the M11 after stopping at the Trumpington Park and Ride, drove me rather normally home.

Things I will take from this trip

  1. I now know how to eat olives in cold blood.
  2. I need a larger memory card for my camera.
  3. I really want to learn a language.

Saturday, 25 August 2007

Lagos back to Sevilla

Alarm at 9am again, I was being a bit lazy. The weather was bizarre. It was completely overcast, and I could hear thunder. I had my yoghurt and cake, and was out the door at about 10am. I headed straight for the museum and Santo Antonio church.

I got to the bus station at about 12pm. Rain and traffic jams.

Sevilla at about 7.30. Walked to El Patios Cruces and checked in with the nice man who I suspect owns the place. He carried my bag upstairs for me. It was a lovely room, with big doors opening out into the courtyard, and the man was playing a flamenco CD that was beautiful to hear. I went to the internet cafe and went online for an hour. Got some calamari, sangria and rice pudding to eat, and went to bed in my beautiful room at about midnight.

Friday, 24 August 2007

Exploring Lagos

The alarm went off at 9am but again I had a lie in. I ate my cake and yoghurt and headed out. First I followed the city wall around from left to right, and had a look at the auditorium. It was new unfortunately, where I’d been expecting something Roman. I bought some bracelets, explored a few new streets, and headed back to the Church of Santo Antonio, and the museum attached, but they were shut for siesta.

I checked out some port, then headed back to dump my camera and grab my towel. I had another chicken salad for lunch, but at a different place, with excellent service. I headed to the beach. I had just cooked one side when I became aware of a guy sitting quite close to me. I went to turn, and he spoke. Seems he was from Madrid, and 25. After establishing I was Australian and sing, he shuffled up close and started to touch my hand and kiss my arm. I jumped up, saying no, and he left. The hide! I cooked the other side, had some swims, and headed back for a shower. I was quite burnt. I rested. I had a vodka, lime and soda in a tavern run by two poms that had a VB sign out the front, then had grilled salmon in a restaurant called La Dolce Vita. Bed at 11pm.


Thursday, 23 August 2007

Not doing very much in Lagos

The alarm went off at 9am but I had a lie in. I hadn’t slept too badly considering the noise outside went on for ages and the Estonians came in at some ungodly hour and turned the lights on. I got ready, had some yoghurt and cake for breakfast and headed out. I went to the bikini shop first and got a red one for €16 (all the brown ones were gone). I then went looking for the tourist office (it really was miles away) and got a couple of pamphlets. Then I followed the river back up, watching the fish feeding. I was going to go into the fort but had to pay. I found the beach and walked out on the breakwall, watching the canoes and capsizing sailing boats. The beach wasn’t very good on that side – Praia de Batata.

I headed back to the hostel, via a couple of new streets, and went in to use the internet as facebook hadn’t worked on my phone. There was no one there so went to my room. I put on my new bikini and suncream and went out again. Even after walking almost back to the bus station, I couldn’t find a proper internet place, so had a chicken salad from a British cafe for lunch, which was very nice. I crossed the swing bridge and found Meia Praia, which was much better, only the water was freezing and the wind blasted me with sand. I headed back after a good spell, and got some melon gelato on the way. I went online at the hostel and facebook was fine and Pete had replied to my nature ramble status. I had a shower, cooked dinner, ate it, and rested. I had got some colour, but wasn’t burnt, which was good. After just sitting rather uncomfortably on my bed for a while, even after the Estonians had invited me to drink vodka, I turned the light out at 11pm, after the girls had asked the noisy boys to be quiet outside my window. Through the night, someone knocked and crept into my room, I think to get something out of the cupboard. After that the noise miraculously stopped, so I think something was said....

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

Sevilla to Lagos

Alarm at 8.30 (ah, another sleep in). I got up slowly, packing up as I went. I realised that it made more sense to have three nights in Lagos and a day trip back to Faro, so rang the Lagos hostel. The man there was lovely, but asked me to ring back after 10.30, closer to check-out. I went downstairs to have coffee and toast for breakfast, packed up a bit more, and waited to ring Lagos back. I tried them at 11.45, and the woman told me that she would take my name and if they couldn’t offer me a bed they’d find me one. That was enough guarantee for me. I checked out, and made sure the guy had me down as coming back on Saturday (sure enough he had me as Sunday).

I walked to the Plaza de Armas bus station and bought my ticket for the 1.30 bus (€36 return – the woman didn’t speak English but we somehow managed – I checked with the woman at the information desk that it was right). I sat for a time waiting to find which stand the bus was coming in on, then got some lunch. I found the bus and got on – there were no allotted seats and the driver spoke English. I got the front seat (leather) and settled in for the very comfortable trip.

There were a lot of orchards as we got close to Portugal. Over the border the country got more hilly and dusty and undeveloped. It was as I imagine Mexico to be – red dust and car bodies everywhere. Faro looked awful. The driver stopped at Lagoa and put us on another bus (technical difficulties?). We arrived in Lagos and I tried to get a map from the man on the info desk but he was very rude. I saw no other way but to ring the hostel. The man there gave me directions but I ended up lost again. I rang him again (I was actually close) and he got me almost to the door. They had no beds, but he had me go across the road to see Olinda, who would help me for the same price as the hostel. I found a man who didn’t speak English, said Olinda’s name, showed him the name of the hostel, and then said ‘room’. He had me wait in front of a TV until she arrived. Seems she was running a bedsit-style accommodation business. She found me a bed in the entrance to the room of two Estonian girls. I asked her whether I could have it for three nights and she agreed - €16 a night with a €10 key deposit. I finished my lunch, met the Estonian girls on the balcony, then went out to buy stuff and get cash. I got a map from the nice hostel man who said I could use all the facilities of the hostel, which I thought was nice.

I bought the red dress I’d seen on the way, from an extremely savvy 8-year-old, and raided the supermarket. I knew I’d made the right decision – Lagos was amazing. In my travels I saw a bikini I wanted to buy, and some bracelets. All good. I heard a lot of annoying pommy accents on the street. Back in the rooms I scoped out the kitchen, but didn’t like it. I went over to the hostel, but theirs was worse. Back over the road I found the matches and everything I needed – cooked dinner and ate it on the balcony. Then I rested. It was very noisy – I wasn’t sure I’d be able to sleep.

Tuesday, 21 August 2007

Day trip to Cadiz

Alarm at 7.30. I got to the bus station at 8.45 and bought my ticket to Cádiz for €18. I was confused because it didn’t show a return time, but I was told that they would change it at the other end. The amount was right. In Cádiz, a lot of people got off in the new, busy, high rise bit, but I stayed on and got off at the bus station. I checked the return times and it was 5pm and not 5.30. I went in search of the tourist office but couldn’t find it. So I just walked in the direction I thought the end of the point was. I bought some garlic bread, cheese and pate for lunch from a supermarket. After a bit more walking though shopping street and squares, and taking a photo of orange trees for James, I found the end of the point, and the sea. Hurrah!

I followed the road around to the left, and soon found Playa de Le Caleta, which wasn’t as nasty as the Rough Guide suggested. I found a spot and caught some rays. After 30 mins a side, I started to eat my lunch but had to run to the toilet. I finished my lunch in the shade above the beach and set off again. I walked out on the breakwall to the Castillo de San Sebastián but couldn’t go in. I took my second tourist photo of the day. On the way further around to the cathedral I took my third. The cathedral was wonderful and huge and crumbling but I couldn’t bring myself to pay the €4 to go in. I stuck my head around the door and think I saw enough anyway. I continued around to the Roman theatre, which I was looking forward to, and found it shut for siesta.
Not happy Jan! I went back to Cathedral Square and got some water and an ice cream, feeling much better after a lot of water.

Using the guided walk pamphlet I’d picked up at a kiosk on the beach, I walked through to the other side of the point, being surprised at how close it actually was. I made one last effort to find the tourist office, and succeeded – it was the big round grey thing on the nature strip between the footpath and the road. I went in and spoke to a lovely woman and asked where the bus station was – she showed me. I walked the short way through Plaza de España and back to the water, then to the bus station – 45 mins early. I ate some more, got on the bus and had a comfortable if warm (in sun) trip back to Sevilla. I bought some moisturiser at my favourite supermarket to treat my mild sunburn, and headed back to the hotel to rest – the heat was nearly unbearable. I wish I knew what the temperature was, but one of those time/temperature signs just wasn’t handy. I tried to ring some places to stay in Faro, but met either rudeness or engaged signals. In desperation I went out to go online but the hostel sites for both Faro and Lagos only let you book 3 days in advance. On the way back I got a burger and chips. Back at the hotel I tried the Faro hostel a few more times but gave up at 10.30 and went to sleep.

Monday, 20 August 2007

Exploring Sevilla

Alarm at 9am (blessed sleep in!). I took my time getting ready, and left at about 10.30. I was going to get a coffee downstairs, but all the tables were taken, and I found out when I went to book a couple of extra nights and pay the bill that the guy’s English was quite bad. So I headed straight out after eating my cake and drinking some water. I went to Prado de San Sebastián first, which wasn’t very exciting (I sat and ate the rest of my cheesy, hammy toast thing), then onto Plaza de España, which was much more interesting. It’s an enormous, ornate monument to Spain, with a fountain, and arched bridges, and tiled representation of each province. Very impressive. I bought a fan from a woman there. Then I walked south to the river, passing the Torre del Oro. The river was nice, but not terribly exciting. I kept following the river until I found the other bus station (Plaza del Armas) and found the times to Huelva/Faro.

Then I went to the Plaza de Toros/Museo Taurino to find out about the bull fighting. I did a tour that included the bullring, the museum, the chapel and the stables, which was good. I decided I didn’t want to see a bull fight after all, because the bull usually dies. I headed on to the cathedral and Giraldo Tower, paying €7.50 for the privilege of admission. The cathedral wasn’t as amazing as Granada – there was some work being done too. The windows were nice, the stone was nice, Christopher Columbus’s tomb was worth seeing, and Giraldo tower was cool because the whole ascent was in ramps so that horses could go up it.
I was very hungry by now, so went looking for gazpacho and salad. I found it in a nice restaurant north of Cruces. It was very good, and just what I needed – something healthy. I rested for a couple of hours in the hotel, then went out to the internet cafe again. I found out that Huelva isn’t worth bothering with, but both Faro and Lagos are. Dodging the smelly horse carts, I bought a sausage roll from a woman who spoke absolutely no English and got narky about it, and some gelato from another, who didn’t. No consistency – some v good English speakers, and then none. Back to hotel, bed 11pm.

Sunday, 19 August 2007

Day trip to Gibraltar

The alarm woke me at 7.30, I ate a cake, and trundled out the door to the bus station. I took the wrong street, but a nice man guessed I was looking for the Estacion de Autobus, and helped me on my way. I found the right window, establishing that the last bus back was indeed 4.15, and somehow bought my ticket to La Linea (pronounced leenya) from a man who spoke no English. It was €30 and left at 9am as advertised. I found stand 22 and the bus came in soon after. I took my seat (22) next to a man and we set off. I ate half my banana. The man next to me started to speak to me in Spanish but I apologised and said I couldn’t speak it. He asked if I spoke English, beginning a long conversation, all the way until he got off nearly two hours later. He was Venezuelan, with Spanish parents. It was interesting to speak to him, and he wanted to practice his English with me, having learnt it in the US 20 years ago. There were Brits sitting behind me and Australians across from me. The trip to La Linea was around 4 hours, and parts were quite winding – we went though Tarifa and Algeciras.

We arrived with the rock clearly in sight. I walked towards it and found the laughable border control. I flashed my passport, went though ‘customs’ and was back on UK land. I got on the €2 all day red open-topped bus and we crossed the airstrip and headed into the city centre. There was a Safeway and ridiculous British pubs called ‘Pig and Whistle’ etc. It was very crowded and high rise. I got off and walked through the main shopping area, seeing M&S and all the other English shops. What a joke. I couldn’t find a tourist office, but found the cable car fairly easily. It was €13.50 for a return with an audio guide. I went up in the cable car with a funny little English man who did a little commentary, warning us not to touch the monkeys etc. At the top I paid €11 for the privilege of some not very nice pasta and salad and ventured outside. The view was amazing and this strange mist was coming off the ocean and being split by the moored ships.

The rock itself was great. Spain looked very sunny all laid out, but Morocco was extremely misty. The monkeys were a bit weird sitting around, but were mostly minding their own business. It was a bit scary when they sat where I wanted to walk – some stupid people touched them. I went to get an audio guide as I’d seen some interesting ruins I wanted to explore. I had to hand over my passport for the privilege and got in trouble for taking it where I wanted to go. I went back up onto the decks to listen to it. Turned out to be fairly useless anyway. It just talked about the monkeys, a bit of general history, the tunnels, the Queen of Spain’s seat, Queen Elizabeth offending the locals etc etc. I took it back, then went to explore the interesting-looking ruins. There was no explanation at all, making them not very interesting after all – just a heap of crumbling concrete.

I’d been going to walk down, but time was getting short, so I took the cablecar. I was a bit sorry to miss other things like caves, but I just couldn’t with the stupid bus times. I walked back through the town, seeing the funniest sight yet – two beat bobbies, dressed in full British uniform with fluorescent pinafores, speaking Spanish, in 33 plus degrees!! How ridiculous! I found the bus stop in time for the 3.45, waited for what seemed like ages, then the red bus turned up at 3.55. It left promptly thank god, and got back to the border in less than 10 minutes. I marched off, managing to ignore Spanish border control (I went back and apologised and showed my passport) and kept marching/running to the bus station, getting on the right bus just in time for 4.15. The trip was quite pleasant this time – I didn’t get sick, I was in no hurry, and I listened to the Beatles. I took some photos of the windmills.

With some traffic, we got back to Sevilla at about 8.10. I was exhausted, so headed around the corner from the bus station to the tram line for dinner. On the way, a French/Moroccan guy picked me up on San Fernando and wanted to go out for a drink at 12.45 that night after he finished work, so he could practise his English too. He suggested a romantic bar playing flamenco music near the river, which sounded quite good actually. He kissed me on both cheeks, which was a bit of a worry. I got a sausage roll and cheese and bacon toasty thing with some gelato, and headed back to the hotel. I think I was dehydrated, so drank lots of water. I didn’t meet the guy, because I was too tired, and a little scared. He had bad teeth anyway. I decided to leave Cádiz until Tuesday. I turned the light off at 10pm, intending to doze, but slept heavily all night.

Saturday, 18 August 2007

Granada to Sevilla

The alarm went at 9am. I got ready and packed up in a leisurely fashion, and checked out at about 10.30. I bought a croissant at a patisserie not far down the road, near the gelato shops, and got the 33 bus to the bus station, having tried to hail it from the wrong stand. D’oh! I bought my ticket to Sevilla (€18), then went downstairs to the cafe and got a very nice coffee from a very nice man for 90c. I found stand 14 and a little lady had a chat with me – she seemed to want to know where I came from since I didn’t speak Spanish. I got on the bus, making sure to take my allotted seat, which was 30! The bus and the trip were pleasant – there were some rocky mountains, but I had an aisle seat again so couldn’t take photos. I nodded off a few times, watching the temperature climb from about 28 to 33.

We arrived in Sevilla at about 3pm, and I was already impressed with how the city looked. It’s very clean with a lot of white and terracotta, and the buildings are all attractive. I asked the guy at the info desk for a map, and he told me to go to the tourist office. I asked how to get there and he gave me a simple map. The sun was fierce outside, and once I oriented myself, I found the tourist office easily. Once there, I got some maps, and asked about accommodation. There really is only one youth hostel in Sevilla! The nice and funny guy recommended a hotel or pension in Santa Cruz, since it’s near the bus station, which has buses to Cádiz, Gibraltar and the airport. I set off in that direction, stopping outside one hotel to check its price. Two nice girls tried to help me with very limited English, but they realised I had a plan and left me to it. Very sweet. I walked up Cruces and was faced with two pensions. I chose El Patio Cruces and went in. The guy at the desk spoke very good English and offered me an A/C room with a bathroom for €35, for as long as I need it. Brilliant! It’s a beautiful place too, opening out onto a central courtyard. I rested, working out my plan for the next few days.

I ventured out again to explore Santa Cruz, letting myself get lost and taking lots of photos. I was going to go into the cathedral, but the map said it was closed, and there were people there for what looked like a wedding. I found no farmacias open, but I did find a good supermarket and bought some hair bands, juice, bananas and other assorted food. I headed back to the hotel and put the aircon on. After a shower I headed back out in search of a tapas-style bar to get some fried fish, which is the local speciality. I chose one place and ordered a sangria and fritos variado. It came out quickly, with pieces of fish, calamari, small fish whole, and much bigger fish whole, and with bread. I made my way through most of it, and it was good. I got a shock when the bill was €18!! I walked back to the hotel the long way, hoping to find an internet place open – I found the one on San Fernando open until 11, so surfed for half an hour. I headed back and turned the light off at 11.30.

Friday, 17 August 2007

Alhambra and tapas

The alarm went at 5.30am (eeek!). I was up and out the door in the pitch black at 6.05am. I walked to Pension Britz in the surprisingly cold wind and dropped my bag off, a bit alarmed that they didn’t have my name against a room, and set off up the hill to the Alhambra. Lucky I was following some other people, otherwise I probably wouldn’t have known where to go. I got there just after 6.30, and there were already lots of people there, but I was still in the early part of the queue under the roof. After a while I ate something. I made two British friends, who had friends in the credit card queue, and abandoned me when their friends got their respective tickets before them. I got sore legs, and rather annoyed by about 9am, especially when it turned out there was only one person selling tickets at the window. I got one for the afternoon (ie after 2pm), then needed a sit-down and ate the rest of my breakfast. I wandered back down the hill, getting rather lost, but somehow coming out at Hostal Costa Azul on Calle Rosario. Back at Pension Britz, I checked in, rested for a bit, then went out to the internet cafe (65c for an hour! So cheap!), couldn’t decide on accommodation in Sevilla, then got some lunch and gelato. I left at 2pm, again bound for the Alhambra.

The Generalife and its gardens were wonderful, Carlos V’s palace was awe-inspiring. The Alcazabar was interesting, but the Nasrine Palaces were a little unexciting, especially after the fuss about going in at a certain time. Oh well, was still worth €10, but perhaps not worth the four and a half hours of queuing! I left just after 5pm, and took the right way down the hill this time. I got some gelato and rested. I found the voicemail from Emma about the Tribal CTAD interview, rang Cambridge to negotiate a different day and ask to have the details sent, and texted Jules and Jono. Jules said he thought I’d get the job so therefore I should celebrate that night.

I had a shower and headed out at about 9.15, back to Bodegas Casteñeda. Being a bit earlier, I thought there might be fewer people there, but I was wrong. Being Friday night it was full of locals. I was further up the bar this time, and so had a different guy serving me. The other one gave me a smile though. I ordered a sangria, which was the red drink in the tall glasses I’d been wondering about, and got my entry level tapas. When that was finished, I ordered a medium plate of cheese and pate, which came with a big basket of bread. It was very nice, though I didn’t like one of the cheeses. A guy next to me helped me find my knife, and had some jokes with the guy behind the bar. It was very merry. As I went to order another sangria, I bumped someone else’s plate of tapas. The guy behind the bar had a joke about that. He asked me whether I wanted some more bread, and I said no. I watched the world go by – it’s fascinating to see all the bar guys running around so professionally. I finished my drink, then asked for the bill. It was €12.10. I tipped the guy €1 as he was very good. I headed back to the Pension, and spoke to Mum for 37 minutes! I went to bed at about 11.30, waking up in a sweat. I opened the window for a bit, had a big drink of water, then slept OK.

Thursday, 16 August 2007

Granada: walking tour

Alarm at 8.30. I ate my spinach and four cheese pastry for breakfast and had a shower. I headed off at 10.15 to Plaza del Carmen to meet the walking tour. I paid my €10 – the guide spoke both English and Spanish, and I met two girls from Brisbane, who were the only other English speakers in the tour. It was a good tour – very religion-based, but I guess the history of the city is. We went into a hammam and through the Moorish bazaar and saw a very important building used for accommodation for traders. We talked about the Alhambra, and I found out that I would have to queue for hours to get a ticket. Night tickets were available though, which gave me hope. At the end I asked the girls where the best tapas was and they showed me the place to go. They also told me there was a great lookout up the road on which we finished the tour, called San Nicholas. I went back to the hotel and regrouped.

I headed out again at 2pm, and got my free Gazpacho from La Oliva in Calle Rosario, and had a chat to the nice man. I bought some chocolate too. I retraced my steps from that morning into the Moorish bazaar area (Albacin), which was very interesting, and I had intended to buy a few things, but nothing really appealed to me. I have too many shoes as it is. I then headed to the tourist office in Plaza Santa Ana and found the bus times, and checked that I really would have to queue at crack of dawn to get into the Alhambra. It was true, and the night tickets were only for the Nasrine Palaces.

I headed up the hill from Santa Ana in search of this San Nicholas, but ended up at the lookout from Sacromonte Museum. It was closed until 5pm. Damn siesta!! I waited for a while, then realised I could go and see Sacromonte proper and possibly get a better view. I walked for ages, but just found the Abadia (whatever that is) looking very shut. It was after 5pm, so I walked back down, booking a room at Pension Britz and seeing a guitar maker on the way. I texted Jules to see if he wanted another guitar. I then headed to Capilla Real. It was rather small, but beautiful, with an extremely high ceiling. You could walk down into the floor to see inside the crypt. There was a huge metal grille – so ornate! – and a wall of gold. I couldn’t take photos unfortunately. I saw a Botticelli which was quite exciting. Then to the cathedral. Oh my god it is absolutely amazing. It’s all white, and the scale is just unfathomable. The pillars seemed to go up forever. It reminded me of that dwarf city scene in Lord of the Rings (Khazad dum?) it was so enormous. There were two golden organs that I took naughty photos of for the two Petes (well everyone else was taking photos!). From there I headed to Carrera del Genil to buy some breakfast and then back to the hotel. I rested for a while, had a shower and went online.

I went back out at around 10pm, to Bodegas Casteñeda for tapas. I asked for dry white sherry, which was pretty stupid, echoed by the Australian next to me at the bar. I got something (Jerez?) which was dry, pale and quite good, for €1.80. The first tapas was one piece of cured meat, cheese, green olives and bread. On the recommendation of the Aussie, I then had some Pedro Ximenez, which was dark red, sweet and fruity. It was still very nice, and €2. The second tapas was a tasty potato salad, with more olives and bread. I tried to ask for Montecelli, but the guy shook his head and said something I didn’t understand. So I had another Pedro Ximenez, feeling decidedly tipsy by now. The last tapas was another salady thing with egg and tomatoes. Nice. I left just after 11, resisting the urge to have another in an attempt to get more to eat. I packed up and went to bed.

Wednesday, 15 August 2007

Valencia to Granada

Alarm at 8.30, breakfast at 9.30. Was packed by 10.30 and booked a hotel in Granada on the phone. I checked out and set out for the bus station. I found it north-west of the river no problems by 11.30 and there was a bus at midday. The ticket was €40. I got the front seat and had a nice journey to Alicante. Then I found out the seats were reserved when someone asked me to vacate their seat so after trying again and being evicted, found myself at the back of the bus. The journey was long but OK – I thankfully didn’t get sick. There were some great sandy/rocky mountains and I wish I’d been near a window and had my camera. I spoke to two nice girls who spoke English. We arrived at Granada at about 8pm and I got a map and instructions from the tourist office within the bus station. I got on a number 3 bus, but it didn’t go where the guy said, so I walked for a time before I found where I was on the map. Once on the right track, I walked up the lovely Carrera del Genil to my hotel, the Hostal Costa Azul on Calle Rosario, which was definitely not air conditioned, and the restaurant was closed for a week. The free internet was true though. It was a little shabby, and my room was right inside the front door on the street, but it was cheap. I ventured out for some food, which I got from two nice girls in a chocolaterie (one with good English was making the other with less good English try harder), and some gelato. I went online, and then to bed at 11pm.

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

Exploring Valencia

My alarm went off at 9am after a disturbed night but I didn’t get out of bed until 9.30. I went down to have breakfast – cereal and toast – then headed out. I found the Serrano Tower and walked up that (impressive) then north to the ‘river’ following the corridor all the way to the new funky buildings. I had to cut up some streets to find the America’s Cup port, which was uninteresting, didn’t find anything to eat, so had to get a tram from Neptu to Maritim-Serreria and then the metro back to Xativa. I walked north, getting a little lost and finding the markets too late to go in. I got a foccaccia and gelato from my favourite shop, and went back to the hostel to internet and rest.

I went back out at about 5.30 to get the tram to the beach from Pont de Fusta, which was just over the river. There were no working ticket machines, so I had to get on without a ticket. Some police/inspector guys got on and I thought I was going to get caught, but they weren’t checking tickets. I got off at the beach and found a patch of sand. Quite a few women were topless, and while a lot were gorgeous, some were definitely not. The water was too warm to be refreshing, but nice all the same. A guy came up to me (he actually spoke English) and asked me to mind his bag while he was swimming. I went back in myself as soon as he got back, and the second swim was better. The sun was getting low so I had a shower and left, getting the tram back, again without a ticket. It was almost 9pm, so I had missed the chance to climb the cathedral tower. I had a real shower and went out to get dinner, deciding on pasta on Plaza de la Virgen. I ordered, though no one spoke English. It took ages and finally the woman came out to talk to me, but we had a complete communication breakdown. She found an English speaker from the restaurant next door and sorted it out – they’d make a mistake and thought they’d already brought me my meal, but somehow had it ordered twice or something. They brought me a free drink and the food eventually. It was good. I headed back to the hostel and crashed.

Monday, 13 August 2007

Arrival in Valencia

Up at 3.45am, at Parkers Piece by 4.45am. Seems the previous bus was late, so got on earlier than I expected, and to the airport early as a result. I still had to wait ages for the desk to be displayed but it seems that most other people had already worked it out. I checked in without fuss, bought a Spain book and went through security. We had another wait here, but boarded the plane on time. Then they had to wait half an hour to fix something on the undercarriage. We took off and I tried to sleep. I did nod off, but only for a few minutes. The flight was kiddie hell.

We arrived at Valencia and the warm air hit me as I walked across the tarmac. In the terminal, I turned on my phone and got Jono’s message, giving me Steve’s email address to send my CV to. I got a map and headed for the bus. I decided against that and got the metro. It was cheaper (€1.70) and easier. I got off at Xativa and walked up into the street, having no idea where the hostel was. I found the tourist office in the train station and they found it for me on a map. It was a 15 minute walk north. The city looked nice. I found the hostel with no problems and checked in, noting a few Australians. I dumped my stuff, listened to Jono’s message again, writing down the details and sending Jono a text. I went downstairs to go online and sent my CV to Steve, couldn’t get bed linen yet, so wandered out in search of food, as I was hungry and it was at least 2pm by now. I found an awesome shop called Berliz, which has foccaccias, pizzas, yummy chocolate pastries AND gelato. Yum! I had some pizza, and some pistacchio and nougat gelato. I headed back to the hostel after a bit of a walk and had a lie down. It was too noisy to sleep, but still useful.

I got up, got my bed linen, made my bed, met my room mates, and headed out with my camera. I went to the Cathedral on Plaza de la Reina, and it was beautiful, but the tower was closed. I walked all the way down to Calle Xativa again and then back in search of food. I sat down outside at one place but no one served me, so I went to another place. The waitress didn’t speak English. (I asked her ’habla usted ingles’ and she shook her head.) I managed in Spanish and ordered a Paella Valenciana. It was good but not great. A woman who I think owned the place was talking to me. I think she was asking me whether I was enjoying it, but all we established was that I wasn’t Spanish, I was English.
I asked for the bill in Spanish, paid it and headed back. Went online again but had had no reply. I had a shower and went at bed at 11.30. The clock struck 12 in giant ‘For Whom the Bell Tolls’ bongs.

Monday, 28 May 2007

Exploring Positano

Sue woke me up at around 9 again. She’d been sick through the night and was still sick, which was rather worrying. Matt had replied to the text, and asked Sue to poke me in the arm. So she did. Facebook eat your heart out. Camillo and I went down for the same breakfast as the day before, and brought Sue back a croissant and some of the bread.

After we got back upstairs, we talked about trying to get to Capri. The weather wasn’t brilliant, but we were all keen to try to get there. Sue didn’t feel like she could get very far away from the bathroom, and wanted us to go without her. We saw what looked like a tall ship come into the bay, which generated some excitement.

I went across the road to the little shop and got some apricots, a peach and half a rockmelon, because I fancied some, and because I thought it might give Sue something harmless that she could keep down. I had the lovely lady who ran the Villa, Juliana, help me buy the fruit because I didn’t know whether I had to buy the whole box of apricots or whether I could just pick what I wanted. She said to just pick them up and take them to the counter. So I did. It was rather painless really. She asked me whether we were going out, and I said that Sue was sick. Someone asked her while we were talking whether we wanted the bathroom cleaned, and I said I didn’t think so.

I went back up and Sue still didn’t feel any better, so Camillo and I decided to go for a wander around Positano. Sue really wanted to buy some ceramics with their wedding present money, but Camillo refused to choose something for her. That gave me my chance to get her something myself. I felt like I knew enough about what she wanted to choose something she’d like.

We walked down to the town, with me taking careful notice of the promising-looking ceramics shops. There weren’t as many as I’d thought. Most of the ones I’d seen were in Amalfi. We got down to the beach and Camillo checked what time the boats were going to Capri. It turned out that there weren’t any more boats that day. Many had been cancelled altogether and the rest only had one boat a day. We kept going past the restaurant we’d eaten in the night before because we could see a path. It wound around the cliff, going past an amazing round castle thing that seemed to be someone’s house. We went through a very rainforesty bit and came out at the entrance to a tunnel marking the beginning of Hotel Pupetto and Ristorante. We chose to take the steps down towards the water and came around a corner to see a beach with long, low huts set up with restaurants and bars inside. For some unknown reason, they were flying Australian flags. We walked down and someone offered us a menu, but we said we didn’t want to eat, and kept walking.

We didn’t get much further, as there were gates at the far end of the beach, so turned back and went up the same set of stairs. This time we went through the tunnel, but came across a dead end one way, and road back down to the beach the other. We conceded that it was the end of our adventure and headed back. It was around 1pm by now, so we went to the bar where we’d had beers the first night and got some more of those pidda things with mozzarella, ham and pomodoro. Except this one was bigger. I also got some banana gelato, and we found a shady place to sit (it was fine and hot by now) and eat. The food was very good, and the gelato was spectacular. I tried to negotiate with Camillo to reimburse them for accommodation, but he wouldn’t engage and said that if I could persuade Sue that he’d agree to take some money. I knew that would be a lost cause.

We walked back up and I stopped at the only ceramics shop that had seemed promising, and bought Sue a nice ceramic plate for 30. I hope she likes it. I was getting a bit edgy about time, and checked the bus times back to Sorrento. The next one was 3.10pm, which gave me just under an hour.

We found Sue asleep in the villa. I told her about the plate I’d bought, and she seemed very touched. She wanted to see it, but I thought that since they’d already sent so much back home that it would be better for me to take it and send it on later. I also negotiated to give them the difference between what they’d paid for accommodation for the two of them and what they’d paid with me there. Hurrah. Sue saw reason because she recognised how she’d feel in my situation. I packed up, watched the last small shuttle bus to the top of the hill go past, and set out walking to the Sorrento bus stop. Camillo came with me, and we hoofed it up the hill, with him insisting on carrying my bag.

We made it with about 10 minutes to spare, and realised that all the shops were closed for siesta, so I couldn’t buy a ticket. I asked all the English speakers I could find, and they’d all been clever enough to buy tickets in advance. A nice Irish couple spoke to me for a while, and the woman gave me her validated tickets from the journey there. Camillo thought I should just barge my way onto the bus and not offer any sort of explanation. As the bus pulled up, he said goodbye and headed back down the hill.

I got on, and sure enough, the driver was completely unconcerned about tickets. This may have been to do with the fact that the bus was packed and there were real concerns that not everyone would get on. We managed to get on (the Irish lady passed me her validated ticket just after she’d got past the driver) and they stood/sat in the back stairwell, and I stood in the aisle in front of them. It wasn’t too bad. The trip itself was fine. I had the back of a chair to hold onto, and could see where we were going quite well. About half way to Sorrento it started pouring, and rain came through the sunroof until someone closed it. People got off gradually, until we got to the station as the last stop. I spotted the airport bus straight away, got off the Positano bus and got straight on the other, paying my 7 and getting the front seat.

The trip back to Napoli was pleasant. The driver was quite attractive and was doing this very funny thing where he bowed to all the tour drivers and then grinned to himself. Just after half way there, this extremely stylish woman got on and sat next to me and the driver was speaking to her. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.

We got to the airport with a minimum of fuss, and I thanked the driver. He said ‘Prego!’ in return. Because I was there three hours before my flight, I had to wait to check in. I got sick of waiting, so went upstairs to get some dinner. I asked for risotto with tomato and pesto completely in Italian, and understood when he asked me if I wanted cheese. I said ‘Si.’ Go me. I went back downstairs, and found that check-in had opened and the line up was horrendous. I was put in boarding group D, and had to put up with the most annoying, whingeing Pom couples I’ve ever seen. They kept pushing in, until someone got sick of them and told them off. I went back upstairs and got some tiramisu gelato (last one [sigh!]) and headed towards security.

I got through with little fuss, then to passport control. One of the whingeing Pom couples had a stand-up in the middle of the airport. We took our seats near the gate, and got called to the bus in boarding group order. It was dodgy, because the bus door I was near was right near the stairs of the plane, and so I got caught in a crush and left behind so took possibly the LAST seat on the plane. I didn’t mind, except that my bag was near the back of the plane, but I got a window seat near the front. We must have sat there for about 15 minutes while the luggage was loaded in – I accepted the fact that I would miss the NE bus I’d booked a ticket for at this point.

We took off, I listened to my five George Harrison songs, then began on John Lennon, falling asleep about halfway through it. I’m not quite sure when I woke up again, and whether I’d only missed half the CD or one and a half, but the flight seemed quite short. The landing into Stansted was faultless, but it was cold and raining (6 degrees!). I piled as many layers on as possible, but was still cold.

I got through passport control and made a dash for the bus stop, but the next one wasn’t until 12.05. I only had half an hour to wait, but I was cold and tired. The driver let me get on the next bus, and we were in Cambridge quite soon. I walked home and crashed into bed.

Sunday, 27 May 2007

Amalfi, Atrani, and Ravello

Sue woke me up just before 9, and we got ready and went down for breakfast at about 9.40. We bolted a very nice espresso-style coffee with boiling milk, some thin, cold, crunchy toast and a delicious croissant filled with chocolate. Yum! We ran down many stairs to get to the boat and managed to buy tickets and get on in time. It cost us 6 and took about 20 minutes to get to Amalfi. The town looked lovely, but we didn’t really have a plan, so we just walked off to the right, and by accident found ourselves on the way to Atrani, including through the narrow, scary tunnel with the cars and buses etc. At the end of the tunnel, we were directed to some steps going down to the beach, then walked through an arch into the village itself. There was a beautiful piazza with some lovely cafes.
We sat at one and Sue and I had a wonderful coffee mousse thing in a dessert cup – Sue called this a granita. It was truly delicious, though I didn’t eat the coffee beans floating in it. We got a fantastic biscuit with it too.

We’d read in the oracle that there was a way to walk back to Amalfi through the back alleys, so went in search of the way. I went in one direction and a nice man called out, telling me to keep walking the way I was going. I asked if you could get to Amalfi that way, and he said yes. I called Sue and Camillo and we set off through a wonderful maze of steps and corners and alleys, following the few signs and asking a few people as well. People’s front doors were hidden in the wall. Imagine living there! There was one lovely open section right up above the road, and then we went back through more alleys, encountering a sea breeze, and Amalfi itself soon after.

We had a walk through the shops, Sue and I each bought some shoes, and went into the Sant’Andrea Cathedral, at the top of its amazing steps. It was fascinating, and very beautiful. Some stupid people were taking photos with the flash, but there were not really any signs. We only knew you weren’t supposed to because Sue had asked. We met Camillo again and headed back to the harbour. I went to buy something to eat, when Willy of Willy’s Information stopped me and asked if I was a backpacker. We got talking and it turned out he was from near Manchester and had spent 2 ½ months in Australia. He was trying to drum up business for his pension but gave us some good advice on buses. He was quite attractive, and wearing a good Aussie hat. I got a mozzarella and ham pidda thing with chocolate gelato which was very good.

We found the bus to Ravello, with Willy’s help, and got on it. The trip was winding but pleasant. We walked into the square and I just took photos in all directions. It was stunning. We got some gelato – pistachio for me – and had a wander. There were a lot of ceramics shops that were lovely and I bought an alabaster egg, but couldn’t find a stand for it.

We walked up some steps (majority ruled – Sue didn’t want to, but Camillo and I did), saw some grapevines, and a weird church/museum thing at the top that Sue went into. I could hear piano music, but it turned out to be piped.

Sue and I paid 5 to go in something I thought was Villa Cimbrone, but was in fact Villa Rufolo, which was an interesting house with nice gardens and a brilliant view, but certainly not worth the 5. We caught the bus back down, standing all the way, and got back at about 4.30. I went to put my feet in the water (no time for a swim) and we went to the boat wharf. The company we had come with didn’t have a box office on that wharf, so we asked at a ferry ticket office across the road. The woman there directed us ‘behind the blue bus’ and we finally found it. The boat back to Positano had been cancelled due to heavy swell. We looked at other companies and found that they didn’t leave until 6pm.

We headed for the bus timetable and found one to Positano at 5.30. I went to get a strawberry icy cup thingo (which Sue called a granita, though it was nothing like the coffee thing), and came across Willy again. He asked why I was still there and I said that we were stranded. He made for the bus timetable and confirmed the 5.30 we’d already found. He found a man he was supposed to be buying a computer from and told me he’d be right back. The bus arrived before he got back, so we got on.

The trip was much less scary, and I took a lot of photos. We got off at the top of Positano and took the little bus to the villa, and chilled out with a beer or two on the balcony and sent Matt a text to make him jealous.

After a shower, we walked to the harbour and found a place to eat around to the right, placed our order and then the storm started. We went inside and Sue and Camillo had pizza and I had ravioli with just oil which is just exactly what I wanted and extremely good. There wasn’t enough of it though so I had a piece each of the others’ pizza. Half a bottle of red went with it very well. On the way back up, now that the rain had stopped, I ate the yummy chocolate meringue I’d bought on the way down. We spoke to Juliana before we went upstairs, and she showed me that the last Sorrento bus left for Napoli airport at 4.30 the next day. We were planning to go to Capri, and so thought that it would be better for me to get a boat from there straight to Sorrento or even to Napoli. Bed at 11.45.

Saturday, 26 May 2007

Napoli, Sorrento, and Positano

I got the National Express bus from Parkers Piece at 5.25am, getting to Stansted ahead of schedule. Julien from City was on the bus too, but I didn’t speak to him, and don’t even know if he saw me. I texted Andrea. I got a croissant to eat at the airport, went through security, and got a shuttle train to gate 6. We boarded and took off with no fuss.

Landed in Napoli at about 11.10am, taxied for ages, then I went straight outside and found the bus to Sorrento immediately. It left at 11.30am and cost 7. The bus ride was comfortable – I was in the front seat directly behind the driver and I spoke to an English girl beside me.

I met Sue and Camillo at the station in Sorrento and we had a coffee among the noise and people (and DJ concert thing). We decided we didn’t want to see more of Sorrento, so ran for the 1.30 bus to Positano. Unfortunately we got on the wrong one, and ended up in Massa Lubrense instead. Camillo was rather stressed out about this, but Sue and I relished the opportunity to see another new and interesting place. I had my first pizza – a margherita which was very good – and some coconut gelato in a very nice and cheap café there.

After a wait we got the next Positano bus, and even though Sue and Camillo had warned me, I wasn’t prepared for the sheer drop or the fact that the road was built off beyond the cliff. Eeeek! I broke out in a sweat and got quite tense. I recovered after getting to firm ground. We caught the small shuttle bus down into the town, and got off near the beautiful Villa Delle Palme. The room was very nice, with a great view towards the water.

We walked down to the beach, noting the good shops, and I had a lovely cool swim. Then we had a drink sitting at a nice bar – I had some Nastro Azzurro - and walked back up again. After a shower we headed out for dinner, just downstairs. It was lovely. I had prosciutto and melon for a starter, grilled fish (whole) with a boring green salad and tiramisu for dessert. We had a local red wine from Massa Lubrense, which was light and delicious. We went to bed after 11, having declined to buy the CD of the quartet wandering from restaurant to restaurant, even though the clarinet player was pretty impressive. I read the entry in the Lonely Planet (oracle) for Amalfi, and saw that they recommended a short walk to Atrani, as it was beautiful and much less tourist-ridden.

Sue lent me her eye mask, as they wanted to sleep with the window open. Lucky I had my ear plugs!

Sunday, 14 January 2007

Berlin, day 3

We set the alarm for 8.30 but still had a bit of a lie in. We went down for the same breakfast without the ham and with better tea. After putting our bags in the luggage room, we stepped out into a cold and windy day, and Jake went off to do some things on his own. Rachel and I went to the nearby internet cafe for me to check in and print off a boarding pass for the flight that night.

From there, we walked to Hackescher Markt to look at the markets more closely, but found that they had done a runner. It was a bit disappointing. We had the obligatory coffee and headed off to the next destination on our list. This happened to be Museum Island. Mental note, there are no ATMs in Berlin when you want them. We crossed the bridge and walked back, past some other markets that we decided to go back to, towards the Pergamon Museum. Its frontage is absolutely colossally huge, which you can’t really appreciate until you’re up close to it. Jamie had warned us about how big it was because of the size of the pieces inside. The tickets were €10 (we were hoping they were more than the Checkpoint Charlie museum) and we got a free audio guide with it. I checked my coat in, almost forgetting to take the corresponding tag. There was no floor plan in English, so we decided to do the half hour highlights audio tour and then fill in the gaps we wanted to. The first thing we saw was the Pergamon Altar. It’s enormous and it’s in such good condition. The tour took us into the Hellenistic Room, and then into a Roman Room where the Market Gate of Millet is. Unfortunately it’s covered by scaffolding, as it was made unstable by WWII bombing.

The tour took us further to see the Babylonian Ishtar Gate and Procession, which made a big impression on me with its colour and sheer size, considering it’s a small part of much larger structure. Then it finished. Rachel and I did the smaller rooms around the Ishtar Gate ourselves – they included Assyrian things like a model of the Tower of Babel. We went upstairs to look at the Islamic pieces. They were beautiful – and the section of wall of Mshatta Palace was impressive. Lastly, we went into the Greek and Roman Rooms, and there were some very interesting classical sculptures and busts. I learnt a lot here. I enjoyed this museum, even though it only contained things that the Germans had purloined, rather then actual German things.

We headed back out into the cold, still looking for an ATM. The first group of markets had some nice scarves, hats and arty things. There was some very nice glasswork fashioned into hanging ornaments which I knew I’d never get home safely. On our way back to Friedrichstrasse, we happened upon many more market stalls than we’d seen earlier. Here, I got a sausage, and the stalls included old records, jewellery, Russian dolls in the likeness of Mikhail Gorbachev and lots more. Very nice. By happy coincidence, we passed Bebelplatz and so went into St Hedwig’s. It’s nice inside, but not quite what I expected. The top of the dome is enclosed, unlike the Pantheon. There is a lot of glass used in the interior, and nice hanging glass light fittings near the organ. Stairs go down in the middle of the cathedral, and there are small chapels in underneath.

We walked on to Friedrichstrasse, finally finding an ATM near Stadtmitte U-bahn station. We were going to walk up to the restaurant into which Jamie had led everyone on the tour, but couldn’t be bothered, and found something nearby, even though none of it inspired me. I got a rather boring ham and salad roll, while Rachel picked a pumpkin seed roll with brie on it. We worked out the rest of the day, as it was very nearly dark. We had been intending to catch the S-bahn out to Zoo, because I hadn’t seen anything in the west, and the view was apparently wonderful from the train. Now that it was dark, it was really rather pointless. Other ideas included the Topography of Terror, the Berlin Phil, and the East Side Gallery. We settled for the East Side Gallery, got some good cake to take with us, and disappeared down into Stadtmitte U station.

We caught the U to Alexanderplatz, then with the assistance of a friendly American, the S9 to Ostbahnhof. Rachel used her uncanny sense of direction to lead us over the main road to what we thought was the wall, but was actually a more modern version. We kept walking and soon saw the real thing emerge. The section of wall was 1.3km, and the art works painted on it were really inspiring. I especially liked the wall’s CV section. Also, the one with all the people pouring through the gap was great. After a while, the quality declined and the budget had obviously not extended the whole way for refurbishment. Still wonderful. We found that we had walked ourselves much closer to the next station, and so got the S train from Warschauer Straße back to Alexanderplatz. We got off here intending to have a look around the square, but nothing was open and it looked like a very ordinary commercial mall anyway.

After marvelling again at Rachel’s uncanny sense of direction, we disappeared back into the underground and got the U2 back to Rosa-Luxemburg-Platz. We met Jake in the bar, and I quickly showed them my Vienna photos, and Rachel showed Jake what we had seen for the day. I only had time to retrieve my bag, pack up, say goodbye to Rachel and Jake before I had to head off. I had some fruit still to eat, but thought I’d find something else at the airport. I got the U2 to Alexanderplatz, and the trusty old S9 to Schönefeld. It was very easy to get into the airport since you couldn’t miss it.

I went through security fine with my bottles (they missed the bottle of water still in my bag), spurned Hungry Jacks even though there was nothing else to eat, and lined up for passport control. It took ages, then we had to wait at the gate for quite a while. The priority boarders got on, and thankfully they were boarding to both doors this time, as the wind wasn’t too strong. I got a window seat, bought some horrid, overpriced salt and vinegar Pringles from the cabin crew, and didn’t listen to any music, because my MP3 player was still not working. I was very annoyed. It didn’t help that there was a horrid loud Australian sitting behind me, and I was still quite hungry. The flight was smooth though. We landed at Stansted on time, and I rushed to catch the bus. It was late, but made good time back to Cambridge. By 11.45 when I got back I was very tired but satisfied.

Berlin is a fascinating place. If I go back I’d like to do the train to Zoo, the Berlin Phil, and Topography of Terror.

Saturday, 13 January 2007

Berlin, day 2

Our alarms went off at 8am but we had a good half-hour lie in. We went down to the bar and had a pretty good breakfast of toast, ham, cheese and boiled egg with orange juice and bad herbal tea. Leaving at about 9.30, we walked to Hackescher Markt to join the walking tour that had been recommended to Rachel by friends, run by Insider Tour. It cost €12. We had some very good coffee while we waited at a coffee shop for our rendezvous, and Jake and I had wanders past some very interesting-looking markets on the other side of the square.

We met Jamie, our guide, who is a British archaeologist and has been living in Berlin for 7 years. He was great! He gave us a very good introduction to the history of the city and the fact that they keep reinventing themselves by tearing down and rebuilding history.
He started telling us about Hackescher Markt and how the big shopping complex on the corner was rebuilt in the original style of: shops, courtyard, shops, courtyard, shops, courtyard etc. Most of what we could see had only been built in the last 10 years. We then walked on a little way to a big square (Lustgarten) surrounded by many buildings of interest.

The first we were introduced to was the Royal cathedral, which was built as a private chapel, but is in fact huge and hasn’t been cleaned since it was built. Turning to our right slightly, we learnt about the Palast der Republik. It is a horrid-looking steel frame being demolished at present, but has an amazing history. There used to be a massive, grand palace on the site built by the Prussians, but it was pulled down years ago – after the First World War I think. In its place, a boxy glass building was put up as the centre of communist operations in the cold war. The people marched on it in protest and broke in, forcing the powers that be to make a speech from the balcony. When the wall came down, the building was to be preserved, and housed a bowling alley and shops for a time, but it was discovered that it was full of asbestos. So they had to rip it all out and rebuild it, but they found out the whole building was in trouble, so after a big fight, it was decided to demolish it. Strangely enough, there are plans to rebuild the original Prussian palace once it’s gone.
In the meantime, a building very near it is being used as a centre of business, commerce and free enterprise – a huge joke considering its proximity to the former communist centre of East Berlin. There was a museum or gallery (think it was Schinkel’s Altes Museum) on another side of the square, then across the river, we could see the start of museum island, a bit of the Pergamon poking out and the pink Prussian Armoury building. Museum Island is actually an island in the middle of the river where the museums are all situated. Jamie told us that islands in the middle of rivers attracted settlements as they were easily forded and easily defended – Paris and Rome were settled under similar conditions.

We walked over the bridge and on down Unter den Linden, seeing the State Opera house (also known as the Staatsoper I think), which I had seen on a website and looked uninteresting. Jamie told us that it’s an old building that had been restored at some point, but so badly that it’s rotting with water damage on one side and needs attention again.
We stopped in Bebelplatz and looked at two of the Humboldt University frontages, which are beautiful, and the far end which was the first library in Berlin. To its left is St Hedwig’s cathedral, which had been on my list to see. Its design was apparently based on that of the Pantheon in Rome. In the centre of the square is a curious glass pane looking down into the ground. It is actually a memorial to the disgusting book burning that the Nazis took pleasure in. When you look down inside, you can see empty bookshelves, and they have allowed space for one copy of every single book that was burned.

While we were stopped here, Jamie told us about the TV tower. After Berlin was divided, each side began this ridiculous one-upmanship. The West built a multi-storey shopping tower, and to retaliate, the East built this huge TV tower, which was completely unnecessary in a flat city, and was the tallest tower in Europe at that time. At around this time, religious crosses were not to be displayed in the East. The big joke was that as soon as the sun shone on the reflective tiles of the tower ball, a gigantic cross was inescapably created. Jamie also told us about construction in Berlin to the present day – going into explosives is still a lucrative career choice because there are still hundreds of unexploded bombs under the ground that have to be thoroughly checked (or exploded?) before anything can be built.

From Bebelplatz, we walked on to Gendarmenmarkt where there are beautiful twin cathedrals of similar denominations on either side of a square, but one for French people to cater for the Huegenots who were invited to live there, and a German one for the locals. We walked on to Friedrichstraße and Jamie called a half hour break. Most people went into the same buffet-style restaurant that Jamie went into, but Rachel, Jake and I went across the road to a more formal restaurant that turned out to be quite formal indeed. We ordered soup – Jake and I had tomato and Rachel had garlic. The waiter didn’t speak much English, but we managed to get our message across, and were served, ate, used the toilets and were out in time to meet the tour again on the Checkpoint Charlie corner down the street.

On the corner were quite a lot of information boards and old photos of how things were. I tried to look at as many as I could, but it was much more important to listen to Jamie’s wisdom. He told us about some of the escape attempts here – it was a little hard to hear him because of the traffic. Checkpoint Charlie refers to checkpoint ‘C’ which is known in international language as ‘Charlie’. One family built a hot air balloon by buying small amounts of fabric at a time. Some men found ways of smuggling their girlfriends out, and the West pulled off some good rescues just by dropping in with helicopters. He told us about an incident in the 60s of an American general who wanted to go into the East to see an Opera. Apparently one of the East Berlin guards decided to insist on identification, when the official agreement had been free entry. The general got really mad and went off only to come back with a tank and lots of troops, forcing his way over the border. The East retaliated by lining up troops on their side with Soviet tanks backing them up. It escalated from there until large armies faced each other over the border. That incident is seen as the closest we ever came to World War Three. Luckily no one’s trigger finger got itchy or it could have been extremely nasty since each side had amassed enough nuclear weapons to obliterate the world three times.

We walked up Niederkirchnerstraße beside the wall and didn’t get far before Jamie stopped and hugged an old couple who were selling pieces of the wall. He told us about how entrepreneurial the man had been to stockpile his pieces for two years, and I think most people ended up buying some. The man had done them up nicely on backing paper with a photo and another little piece of memorabilia. I wasn’t going to get one, but then Rachel and Jake bought one each and I thought they looked quite good. They were only €5 so I got one too. We walked on past the big ‘Die Australia’ balloon and stopped in the death strip. Jamie told us about how the wall came about. The government in East Berlin got increasingly oppressive and thousands of people poured over the border into West Berlin. Instead of changing their policies to attract people, they just tried to force them to stay instead. The only way to do this, since Berlin is smack bang in the middle of East Germany, was to build a wall effectively around West Berlin. Apparently some official had gone on the TV and announced that there was no intention of building a wall, while all the planning had already taken place and construction was about to start. One night, a human chain was formed in a remarkably short few hours and people just stopped being allowed over the border. Construction of the wall started, and was added to and fortified over the years (as cars could still smash through for a while) until there was a wide no-go zone, then one wall, then the death strip and another wall. Propaganda was put out that West Berlin was going to invade East Berlin, and that the wall was intended to keep the West Berliners out and not the East Berliners in. People were shot on sight in the no-go zone and the death strip. Jamie also told us about the East Side Gallery here, which is another 1.3 km section of the wall which has been preserved due to the art works on it.

Behind this part of the wall was an open air exhibition called ‘Topography of Terror’ on the site of the old Gestapo and SS headquarters. The buildings were demolished, but the cellars, dungeons and cells were excavated and opened to the public. Jamie said that the title was suitably politically correct considering what went on in that place.

We walked on and came to the Nazi Air Defence Ministry. It is a colossal building that was defended so vigorously in World War Two that it was only hit by two bombs. It is now a much more generic government building – Ministry of Finance?? There’s a portico at the far end of it showing a mural of jolly life in East Berlin. Jamie told us that in 1953, one Soviet leader told the East German leader to go easier on the people, and so the people of East Berlin, after years of ill treatment, were promised an improvement in working conditions that was cruelly retracted a few days later. It was the last straw. Some construction workers went on strike and marched to this building, and collected another hundred thousand people on the way. When the leader saw them approaching and shouting through megaphones, he ran to hide in the basement. No one came out to talk to the people, so they organised a protest the following day. Because the media was state controlled, they couldn’t easily get the message out to everyone about the protest, but the Americans in West Berlin helped out by broadcasting news of it far and wide. The East German leader was convinced that a large-scale revolution was about to happen and called on Soviet help. So when the people arrived the following day they met strong resistance and didn’t actually achieve anything. They had still produced a heartening show of solidarity. Just outside the portico is a huge, long, horizontal glassed-in photo of the people marching on that day in 1953.

After walking a bit further, we came to the corner of a building that used to house horrible Nazis planning war (can’t remember exactly what it was) that is now a Chinese restaurant called Peking Duck. Jamie thought that was rather incongruous.

Around the back of this block of hideous concrete prefab flats was the location of Hitler’s underground bunker. It’s a very ordinary-looking residential car park with only one information board to mark the spot, but the bunker is definitely 10 metres beneath the ground with slabs of granite, steel and concrete protecting it. It was a cold, damp, smelly, miserable place from all reports, and Hitler had access to the nearby military buildings. Jamie said that by April 1945, Hitler was a shaking wreck of a man, shrivelled, and prone to emotional outbursts.  He married Eva Braun at about this time. He refused to surrender, but when he knew that Berlin would be taken and heard that Mussolini’s body had been dragged through the streets, he arranged his suicide and left strict instructions on how his body was to be dealt with. After limply shaking the hands of his staff, he and his wife went into his office and shut the door. One of his staff found their bodies later and dragged them up above the bunker and burned them as much as he could before burying them in a shallow grave near a bunker exit. The bodies were found and apparently identified from Hitler’s dental records.

We walked a short distance on to the Holocaust memorial, and Jamie told us that while Germany had wanted a memorial to the Holocaust, it took a very long time to decide where to put it and how to represent it. The outcome was a series of concrete blocks built in a strictly linear grid, but on uneven ground. The effect is of both symmetry and chaos, which in a way echoes the symmetry of the extermination of the Jews and the chaos they felt in being forced from their homes and possessions. The idea is to walk into the blocks and feel disoriented and lost.

We walked further past the new British embassy into the big square (called Pariser Platz I now see) containing the Brandenburg Gate. It’s enormous and the square is full of tourists trying to take the perfect photo. Jamie told us about the Gate having been built by Napoleon when he conquered the city. Then it came to represent something else under the Soviets, and the Soviet flag flew there for many years. Now under reunification it stands for ‘unity’. When it became clear that the wall was coming down (which was just on the far side of the Gate incidentally), people congregated in the square and the Soviet flag was torn down and burnt. We ambled down the square. There was a man with a little wind-up organ and monkey which was very cute. There was also a strange man standing on a platform wearing Soviet uniform and waving a Soviet flag. All I can think is that it was a stunt designed only with the tourists in mind, because it would be in extremely poor taste otherwise.

We went through the Gate, facing down 17 June Street to the Winged Victory monument, then turned right and came around the back of the Reichstag. On the way we passed a memorial to the parliamentarians Hitler had had killed in the early 1930s when they refused to vote for him at gunpoint. After stopping in front of the Reichstag, Jamie pointed out the Swiss embassy, and a huge area that had been cleared to build an enormous Nazi building. The war had got in the way of actually getting around to building it, and in reality it was so big it would never have supported itself anyway. No one ever wanted to build on land so defiled, so much of it is still empty. Jamie told us that for the years under the Prussians, the Reichstag building was not put to much use, because each time the politicians came up with laws they were just vetoed by the Kaiser. After the First World War, the worldwide depression was blamed by the Germans on the forced advent of democracy in Germany, so they voted for any political party that didn’t stand for democracy, hence putting the Nazi party in power. Then in the early 30s, Hitler had the Reichstag burned out so parliament would have to sit elsewhere. The new place was also burned down and a clause was invoked that gave Hitler power as the Chancellor, and this was where he tried to force people to vote for him I think.

So the building was effectively a shell during the Second World War and its lead up, until the Russians conquered Berlin and waved their flag from the roof as a sign that it was retaken. Then in the divided Germany, the government were a puppet of Russia, and no great things happened in the Reichstag. In the 1980s, a parade was organised to mark the anniversary of the dividing of Germany, and Mikhail Gorbachev stood with the East German leader while he made a speech, looking noticeably bored and unhappy. This, along with the recent move to democracy of Hungary and Poland, made the people realise that communism was on its way out. A speech was made that accidentally announced that the East German people would be issued with passports, and there was a sudden rush to the unforewarned border guards. People were let through, but there’s a possibility that the whole thing was a mistake. The wall came down soon after. The way Jamie told it was very involving. That was the end of the tour

Rachel, Jake and I regrouped and worked out what we wanted to go back to and see from the walking tour. As we were thinking, someone suggested that we might as well think in the queue for the Reichstag, so we did. It took a long time for the queue to get inside, but we managed it by about 3pm. We were checked by security, and went up in a huge lift into the glass dome. It’s amazing, as is the mirrored structure inside it. The views from the top were great, and it was fun to walk up the ramp inside the dome. We saw some big rooms with chairs in them, but didn’t actually see parliament sitting. It’s unlikely that they would on a Saturday anyway.

I was keen to eat, and the others were keen to have a cuppa, so we went back out the funny secure doors, walked back under the Brandenburg Gate, and to the Holocaust memorial, stopping at a small cafe on the way. I got some bratwurst with a little bit of bread. It was getting dark, but we wanted to spend some time in the monument, and allocated ourselves 15 or so minutes until it got totally dark. I wanted very much to walk into a tall section of the monument and feel lost. I tried to take as many turns as I could, but I just couldn’t lose track of where I was or which way I was facing. It’s too hard when you can see the city around you. I was also worried about running into someone coming at me at right angles, as it was impossible to see.

We went into the museum, as it was open until 7.30. It was beautifully laid out – there was a good introductory room that dealt with the gradual loss of liberty across the countries and ended with the extermination in the camps. I didn’t realise that the gas used (at least at first) was actually exhaust carbon monoxide. I also didn’t realise that the plan seemed to escalate as time went on. Originally the idea was to just move all the Jews out of Germany, but this could have been propaganda anyway. Some rooms with really interesting lighting were dedicated to personalising the experience by describing families destroyed and people killed. I didn’t get emotional until I read a poem written by one of the survivors expressing the solidarity of the Jews even after such an abominable thing. After I walked out, I was subdued for quite some time. I needed to find a supermarket, and did so remarkably quickly, quite near the Peking Duck. I even understood the man when he asked me in German if I had twenty cents to make the change easier. I was quite proud.

We now needed somewhere to eat dinner and selected a nearby traditional-looking German restaurant. There was a lot of meat on the menu, but Rachel and Jake liked the look of it more than the other ones. I order a ‘souffle’ of pork and mushrooms and cheese and other good things. The pork was spectacular, but the souffle was more like a casserole (which was fine). I had a ginger ale with it that went down very well. There was a little roof over the bar that had lots of foreign currencies stuck to it.

Our next port of call was the Checkpoint Charlie Museum. We walked back up Niederkirchnerstraße and I was distracted by a hat hawking couple who didn’t seem to want me to walk away without buying some East German military hats. They were interesting, but I couldn’t really picture myself wearing them in public. We went into the museum and after a bit of confusion over whether they just wanted a donation to get in, paid €9.50 to go through the turnstile. It was a huge place, and had grown without much rhyme or reason. As they added to the collection, they didn’t group like things together or rearrange it to make it easier to digest. We waded through it all, and there were some great things, but there were duplications, and some junk. We were booted out when they closed without having seen everything. We weren’t allowed to take photos. Credit to them, they marked our tickets so we could go back the next day if we wanted.

We got the U-bahn from Stadtmitte back to the hostel. I changed my shoes and ditched the hat that I’d carried around for most of the day because it kept blowing off. We went back out and set off walking, in lieu of taking the U-bahn, to Rosenthaler Straße, to find the B flat jazz club. From the outside, it seemed as if the band were about to finish their gig. I thought it was impossible that they would charge us to go in so late, but they wanted €5. I didn’t really want to go in, but Jake paid for me and we found a seat and ordered drinks. I had an expensive vodka, lime and soda. The band consisted of drums, bass, piano and a strange-looking bald singer with rather unpleasant vibrato. We only got to hear about five songs, and the band finished. Rachel, Jake and I found a better table closer to the stage, and just sat and chatted for a while. The room was smoky and my contacts were giving me hell so it was a relief to go outside.

We went back to the hostel bar and because they couldn’t make Mojitos, I had the guy behind the bar make me a chocolaty drink with Baileys, Kahlua, Butterscotch Schnapps and milk. It was nice. Rachel ended up wanting the same thing, but they had no more Baileys. She had something similar. I went up to bed at 1.15am.