Sue woke me up at around 9 again. She’d been sick through
the night and was still sick, which was rather worrying. Matt had replied to
the text, and asked Sue to poke me in the arm. So she did. Facebook eat your
heart out. Camillo and I went down for the same breakfast as the day before,
and brought Sue back a croissant and some of the bread.
After we got back upstairs, we talked about trying to get to
Capri. The weather wasn’t brilliant, but we
were all keen to try to get there. Sue didn’t feel like she could get very far
away from the bathroom, and wanted us to go without her. We saw what looked
like a tall ship come into the bay, which generated some excitement.
I went across the road to the little shop and got some
apricots, a peach and half a rockmelon, because I fancied some, and because I
thought it might give Sue something harmless that she could keep down. I had
the lovely lady who ran the Villa, Juliana, help me buy the fruit because I
didn’t know whether I had to buy the whole box of apricots or whether I could
just pick what I wanted. She said to just pick them up and take them to the
counter. So I did. It was rather painless really. She asked me whether we were
going out, and I said that Sue was sick. Someone asked her while we were
talking whether we wanted the bathroom cleaned, and I said I didn’t think so.
I went back up and Sue still didn’t feel any better, so
Camillo and I decided to go for a wander around Positano. Sue really wanted to
buy some ceramics with their wedding present money, but Camillo refused to
choose something for her. That gave me my chance to get her something myself. I
felt like I knew enough about what she wanted to choose something she’d like.
We walked down to the town, with me taking careful notice of
the promising-looking ceramics shops. There weren’t as many as I’d thought.
Most of the ones I’d seen were in Amalfi. We got down to the beach and Camillo
checked what time the boats were going to Capri.
It turned out that there weren’t any more boats that day. Many had been
cancelled altogether and the rest only had one boat a day. We kept going past
the restaurant we’d eaten in the night before because we could see a path. It
wound around the cliff, going past an amazing round castle thing that seemed to
be someone’s house. We went through a very rainforesty bit and came out at the
entrance to a tunnel marking the beginning of Hotel Pupetto and Ristorante. We
chose to take the steps down towards the water and came around a corner to see
a beach with long, low huts set up with restaurants and bars inside. For some
unknown reason, they were flying Australian flags. We walked down and someone
offered us a menu, but we said we didn’t want to eat, and kept walking.
We didn’t get much further, as there were gates at the far
end of the beach, so turned back and went up the same set of stairs. This time
we went through the tunnel, but came across a dead end one way, and road back
down to the beach the other. We conceded that it was the end of our adventure
and headed back. It was around 1pm by now, so we went to the bar where we’d had
beers the first night and got some more of those pidda things with mozzarella,
ham and pomodoro. Except this one was bigger. I also got some banana gelato,
and we found a shady place to sit (it was fine and hot by now) and eat. The
food was very good, and the gelato was spectacular. I tried to negotiate with
Camillo to reimburse them for accommodation, but he wouldn’t engage and said
that if I could persuade Sue that he’d agree to take some money. I knew that
would be a lost cause.
We walked back up and I stopped at the only ceramics shop
that had seemed promising, and bought Sue a nice ceramic plate for €30. I hope she likes it. I was
getting a bit edgy about time, and checked the bus times back to Sorrento. The next one
was 3.10pm, which gave me just under an hour.
We found Sue asleep in the villa. I told her about the plate
I’d bought, and she seemed very touched. She wanted to see it, but I thought
that since they’d already sent so much back home that it would be better for me
to take it and send it on later. I also negotiated to give them the difference
between what they’d paid for accommodation for the two of them and what they’d
paid with me there. Hurrah. Sue saw reason because she recognised how she’d
feel in my situation. I packed up, watched the last small shuttle bus to the
top of the hill go past, and set out walking to the Sorrento bus stop. Camillo came with me, and
we hoofed it up the hill, with him insisting on carrying my bag.
We made it with about 10 minutes to spare, and realised that
all the shops were closed for siesta, so I couldn’t buy a ticket. I asked all
the English speakers I could find, and they’d all been clever enough to buy
tickets in advance. A nice Irish couple spoke to me for a while, and the woman gave
me her validated tickets from the journey there. Camillo thought I should just
barge my way onto the bus and not offer any sort of explanation. As the bus
pulled up, he said goodbye and headed back down the hill.
I got on, and sure enough, the driver was completely
unconcerned about tickets. This may have been to do with the fact that the bus
was packed and there were real concerns that not everyone would get on. We
managed to get on (the Irish lady passed me her validated ticket just after
she’d got past the driver) and they stood/sat in the back stairwell, and I
stood in the aisle in front of them. It wasn’t too bad. The trip itself was
fine. I had the back of a chair to hold onto, and could see where we were going
quite well. About half way to Sorrento
it started pouring, and rain came through the sunroof until someone closed it.
People got off gradually, until we got to the station as the last stop. I
spotted the airport bus straight away, got off the Positano bus and got
straight on the other, paying my €7
and getting the front seat.
The trip back to Napoli was
pleasant. The driver was quite attractive and was doing this very funny thing
where he bowed to all the tour drivers and then grinned to himself. Just after
half way there, this extremely stylish woman got on and sat next to me and the
driver was speaking to her. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.
We got to the airport with a minimum of fuss, and I thanked
the driver. He said ‘Prego!’ in return. Because I was there three hours before
my flight, I had to wait to check in. I got sick of waiting, so went upstairs
to get some dinner. I asked for risotto with tomato and pesto completely in
Italian, and understood when he asked me if I wanted cheese. I said ‘Si.’ Go
me. I went back downstairs, and found that check-in had opened and the line up
was horrendous. I was put in boarding group D, and had to put up with the most
annoying, whingeing Pom couples I’ve ever seen. They kept pushing in, until
someone got sick of them and told them off. I went back upstairs and got some
tiramisu gelato (last one [sigh!]) and headed towards security.
I got through with little fuss, then to passport control.
One of the whingeing Pom couples had a stand-up in the middle of the airport.
We took our seats near the gate, and got called to the bus in boarding group
order. It was dodgy, because the bus door I was near was right near the stairs
of the plane, and so I got caught in a crush and left behind so took possibly
the LAST seat on the plane. I didn’t mind, except that my bag was near the back
of the plane, but I got a window seat near the front. We must have sat there
for about 15 minutes while the luggage was loaded in – I accepted the fact that
I would miss the NE bus I’d booked a ticket for at this point.
We took off, I listened to my five George Harrison songs,
then began on John Lennon, falling asleep about halfway through it. I’m not
quite sure when I woke up again, and whether I’d only missed half the CD or one
and a half, but the flight seemed quite short. The landing into Stansted was faultless,
but it was cold and raining (6 degrees!). I piled as many layers on as
possible, but was still cold.
I got through passport control and made a dash for the bus
stop, but the next one wasn’t until 12.05. I only had half an hour to wait, but
I was cold and tired. The driver let me get on the next bus, and we were in Cambridge quite soon. I
walked home and crashed into bed.